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Quotables #97: The Collective Cinema of Eddie Murphy
Continuing our Collective Cinema Quotable game, we've decided to pick the movies of Eddie Murphy. Each of the following quotes or snippets of dialogue are spoken by Murphy. Your job is to guess which movies they're from.

Murphy: Whoa. Look at that. Who'd wanna live in a place like that?
Ogre: That would be my home.
Murphy: Oh, and it is lovely! You know, you're really quite a decorator. It's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget. I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder.
Movie 1:
Murphy: But when I marry, I want the woman to love me for who I am, not because of what I am.
Man: And who are you?
Murphy: I am a man who has never tied his own shoes before!
Man: Wrong. You are a prince who has never tied his shoes! Believe me. I tied my own shoes once. It is an overrated experience.
Movie 2:
Man: Who would have ever thought you would end up in a mental institution? Number one in our medical school class. Not that I'm jealous, John. Someone had to finish first.
Murphy: Someone had to finish last, too.
Man: So, John... you talk to animals now, do you? Would you like to tell me about it? Or would you rather tell my friend here - Bettelheim?
Murphy: I don't need to talk to your cat, Blain.
Man: Why? Do you think he would talk back to you?
Murphy: He just might.
Man: And what would he say?
Cat: I'd say Blain Hammersmith was a butthead.
Murphy: I really like this cat.
Movie 3:
Man #1: Boy, you ain't goin' nowhere till after that wedding's done. We got too much riding on that!
Murphy: What do you have riding on the wedding?
Man #2: Soon as your little friend says, "I do," Deion and us are gonna turn the orphanage into a titty bar.
Murphy: But what about the little orphans?
Man #1: Hell, they can come too, if they pay the cover.
Murphy: ...John the Baptist, stop their evil plan.
Movie 4:
Man #1: Exactly why do you think the price of pork bellies is going to keep going down, William?
Murphy: Okay, pork belly prices have been dropping all morning, which means that everybody is waiting for it to hit rock bottom, so they can buy low. Which means that the people who own the pork belly contracts are saying, "Hey, we're losing all our damn money, and Christmas is around the corner, and I ain't gonna have no money to buy my son the G.I. Joe with the kung-fu grip! And my wife ain't gonna f... my wife ain't gonna make love to me if I got no money!" So they're panicking right now, they're screaming "Sell! Sell!" to get out before the price keeps dropping. They're panicking out there right now, I can feel it.
Man #2: ...He's right, Mortimer! My God, look at it!
Movie 5:

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