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Quotables #80: Scenes from a Wedding
As June is the traditional month for couples to tie the knot, we are taking a look at some wedding movies. More specifically, each of the following quotes or snippets of dialogue are taken from films with the word "wedding" in their titles. Your job is to guess what movies they're from.

Man #1: John? I need to see you right away. It's important.
Man #2: What's going on?
Man #1: We got three big weeks ahead of us. It's wedding season, kid!
Man #2: You sandbaggin' son of a bitch!
Man #1: I've got us down for 17 of them already.
Man #2: Okay, now how many of them have cash bars?
Man #1: Great question. I like where your head's at, and two of them actually are, but I got us covered: Purple Hearts. We won't have to pay for a drink all night.
Man #2: Oh, yeah. Perfect.
Man #1: We are gonna have tons and tons of opportunities to meet gorgeous ladies that get so aroused by the thought of marriage that they'll throw their inhibitions to the wind.
Man #2: And who's gonna be there to catch them?
Man #1: Grab that net and catch that beautiful butterfly, pal! What do you like better, Christmas or wedding season?
Man #2: ...Mr. [name deleted]?
Man #1: Yes. The answer would be, um, wedding season?
Man #2: Bingo! I'm gonna get my suit. Now, who are we this time?
Movie 1:
Man: Why do you think, uh, [name deleted], they call it "making love?"
Woman: I don't know. I just call it "boning."
Man: Boning? Well, when - when you're doing other things with [name deleted], when you're not... um... boning, how does he make you feel?
Woman: Horny. Like I wanna bone.
Man: But - but, we can't be boning from sunrise to sunset, dear.
Woman: Oh, you've never tried it?
Man: I certainly have. I have. I've boned... from sunrise, uh, right through brunch on more than one occasion.
Movie 2:
Woman: I woke up with this huge zit this morning.
Man: Where?
Woman: There.
Man: I had a huge zit this morning!
Woman: Really? Where?
Man: Well, it was there, but it's gone now.
Woman: Why?
Man: I put some Windex on it.
Movie 3:
Woman: Are you nervous?
Man: I'm actually not that nervous. I've been around lots of weddings before, so I figure it won't be very different.
Woman: I didn't mean about the wedding. I meant about the wedding night. Will this be your first time with intercourse?
Man: Uh...
Woman: Well, don't be ashamed. You know, when I got married, I wasn't a virgin. I'd already had intercourse with eight men.
Man: Now that's something I didn't wanna know about.
Woman: That was a lot back then. It'd be like two hundred today!
Movie 4:
Man: Do you ever think about that night at the park?
Woman: What?
Man: I barely know you. I don't know your dad's first name, I don't know if you ever wore braces, or contacts, or glasses, and I have no idea how you came to be a wedding planner, [name deleted]. But I do know the curves of your face. And I know every fleck of gold in your eyes. I know that the night at the park was the best time I've ever had. Pl-please say something.
Woman: I'm a magnet for unavailable men, and I'm sick of it. It's simple. I love Fran, I respect her, and she loves you. So besides your tux measurements, that's all I need to know. Please go away.
Movie 5:

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