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Quotables #75: The Collective Cinema of Michelle Pfeiffer
Continuing our Collective Cinema Quotable game, we've decided to pick the movies of Michelle Pfeiffer. Each of the following quotes or snippets of dialogue are spoken by Pfeiffer. Your job is to guess which movies they're from.
Pfeiffer:
We need to talk. You see, you and I have something in common.
Man:
Sounds familiar. Appetite for destruction? Contempt for the czars of fashion? Wait, don't tell me... naked sexual charisma.
Pfeiffer:
Batman. The thorn in both our sides. The fly in our ointment.
Man:
Ointment! Scented or unscented?
Movie 1:
Pfeiffer:
There's a ghost in my house. I saw her in the water, beside me, in the bathtub.
Man:
What does she look like?
Pfeiffer:
She looked like me. Oh... only she had green eyes.
Movie 2:
Man:
You know what your problem is?
Pfeiffer:
What's that?
Man:
You don't got nothing to do with your life. Why don't you get a job? Work with lepers. Blind kids. Anything's gotta be better than lying around all day waiting for me to fuck you.
Pfeiffer:
Don't toot your horn, honey. You're not that good.
Movie 3:
Pfeiffer:
Incredible! I could do a fan dance with a lettuce leaf, and you would remain completely obtuse!
Man:
Obtuse?
Pfeiffer:
Yes, obtuse!
Man:
I flunked geometry -
Pfeiffer:
Yes, and biology, too, no doubt!
Movie 4:
Pfeiffer:
I'm beginning to think you planned the whole exercise.
Man:
I had no idea you were staying here! Not that it would have disturbed me in the slightest if I had known. You see, until I met you, I had only ever experienced desire. Love, never.
Pfeiffer:
That's enough.
Man:
No, no, you made an accusation, and you must allow me the opportunity to defend myself! Now, I'm not going to deny that I was aware of your beauty. But the point is, this has nothing to do with your beauty. As I got to know you, I began to realize that beauty was the least of your qualities. I became fascinated by your goodness. I was drawn in by it. I didn't know what was happening to me. And it was only when I began to feel actual, physical pain every time you left the room that it dawned on me: I was in love, for the first time in my life. I knew it was hopeless, but that didn't matter to me. And it's not that I want to have you. All I want is to deserve you. Tell me what to do. Show me how to behave. I'll do anything you say.
Movie 5:
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