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Quotables #67: The Collective Cinema of Renee Zellweger
Continuing our Collective Cinema Quotable game, we've decided to pick the movies of Renee Zellweger. Each of the following quotes or snippets of dialogue are spoken by Zellweger. Your job is to guess which movies they're from.
Zellweger: Resolution #1: Ugh - will obviously lose 20 pounds. #2: Always put last night's panties in the laundry basket. Equally important: Will find nice, sensible boyfriend and stop forming romantic attachments to any of the following: alcoholics, workaholics, sexaholics, commitment-phobics, peeping toms, megalomaniacs, emotional fuckwits, or perverts. Will especially stop fantasizing about a particular person who embodies all these things.
Movie 1:
Zellweger: Hey, can I ask you something? You know that Harrison guy? Well, he said what I done is a hangin' case and that he's prepared to ask for the maximum penalty.
Woman: Yeah? So?
Zellweger: So, I'm scared. I would really appreciate some advice, especially from someone I admire as much as you. You see, since I can remember, I have wanted to be on the stage.
Woman: Oh, really? What's your talent? Washin' and dryin'?
Zellweger: No, no, I danced in the chorus.
Woman: Oh.
Zellweger: Well, that was before I met my husband, Amos -
Woman: Look, honey, you want some advice? Well, here it is, direct from me to you. Keep your paws off my underwear, 'kay?
Zellweger: Yeah, okay. Thanks... for nothin'.
Movie 2:
Zellweger: Another ruse, [name deleted]? You know I have no interest in seeing you.
Man: But you know you have to, and you know I know you have to. I'm sure you know how things are at "Know" ever since your new "Now."
Zellweger: I have no way of knowing how things are now at "Know." I knew how things were at "Know" before "Now."
Man: Then you should know now at "Know" things are a lot like they are at "Now." We have to interview every applicant for every job and so do you, or you'd be going against "Now"'s definition of discrimination, and you wouldn't want the readers of "Now" or "Know" to know that, now would you?
Zellweger: Have a seat, Mr. [name deleted].
Movie 3:
Zellweger: Maybe I understand, some, about having to fight. So you just remember who you are. You're the Bulldog of Bergen and the Pride of New Jersey. You're everybody's hope and the kids' hero. And you are the champion of my heart, [name deleted].
Movie 4:
Zellweger: Stay away from me, Hank! I know what you have planned, okay? I saw your so-called "supplies."
Man: Oh, that! I wasn't gonna just... ram it home, you know. I was gonna... lube it up and ease it in there, inch by inch, like a gentleman.
Zellweger: I was talking about the shovel and the lime.
Movie 5:

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