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Quotables #62: Talk to the Animals
Talking animals have been a staple of animated films for decades, but they have popped up in live-action movies from time to time. All of the following snippets of dialogue have been taken from animated or live-action films. Your job is to guess what movies they're from.

Ogre: Ogres are like onions.
Donkey: They stink?
Ogre: Yes. No.
Donkey: Oh, they make you cry.
Ogre: No.
Donkey: Oh, you leave 'em out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin' little white hairs.
Ogre: No! Layers. Onions have layers. Ogres have layers. Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers.
Donkey: Oh, you both have layers. Oh. You know, not everybody likes onions.
Movie 1:
Fish #1: I saw a boat.
Fish #2: You did?
Fish #1: Yeah, it went by not too long ago. Follow me. ...Would you quit it? What, the ocean isn't big enough for you or something like that? You got a problem? Huh? Do ya, do ya, do ya? You wanna piece of me? Yeah, yeah! Ooh, I'm scared now! What?
Fish #2: What? You said you saw a boat.
Fish #1: A boat?
Fish #2: Yes!
Fish #1: Hey, I've seen a boat. It went by not too long ago. It went...this way. It went this way.
Fish #2: Wait a minute, you already told me which way the boat went.
Fish #1: I did? Oh, no...
Movie 2:
Parrot: "I will have the power to get rid of you." Grrrr. To think we gotta keep kissin' up to that chump and his chump daughter for the rest of our lives.
Man: No, [name deleted]. Only until she finds a chump husband. Then she'll have us banished. Or...beheaded.
Man & Parrot: Ewwww!
Parrot: Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute, [name deleted]. What if you were the chump husband?
Man: What?
Parrot: Okay, okay. You marry the princess, alright? And then...oh, then you become the sultan!
Man: Marry the shrew. I become sultan. The idea has merit.
Parrot: Yes, merit. Yes! And then, we drop poppa-in-law and the little woman off a cliff. "Yaaaah! Kersplat!"
Man: Ha ha ha! I love the way your foul little mind works.
Movie 3:
Mouse: So, what do I call you?
Woman: Mom.
Man: And Dad.
Woman: We haven't told you the best news of all.
Man: You have a brother, named George.
Mouse: What do I call him?
Woman: George.
Movie 4:
Mouse: But I wonder how we ever got up in that tree, anyway. Now, let's see. Elephants can't climb trees, can they? Nah, nah, that's ridiculous. Couldn't jump up. Mm-mm. It's too high.
Crow: Hey there, son. Maybe y'all flew up.
Mouse: Maybe we flew up. Yeah, maybe we... That's it! [Name deleted]! You flew! Boy, am I stupid. Why didn't I think of this before? Your ears. Just look at 'em, [name deleted]. Why, they're poifect wings! The very things that held ya down are gonna carry ya up and up and up! I can see it all now: "[Name deleted]! The ninth wonder of the univoise! The world's only flyin' elephant!"
Movie 5:

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