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Quotables #61: The Collective Cinema of Brad Pitt
Continuing our Collective Cinema Quotable game, we've decided to pick the movies of Brad Pitt. Each of the following quotes or snippets of dialogue are spoken by Pitt. Your job is to guess which movies they're from.
Pitt:
[Name deleted], put down your spear.
Man:
But I'm fighting the Trojans, cousin.
Pitt:
Not today.
Man:
But I'm ready. You taught me how to fight.
Pitt:
You're a good student, but you're not a Myrmidon yet. Look at these men. They are the fiercest soldiers in all of Greece. Each of them has bled for me. You will guard the ship.
Man:
But this is a war!
Pitt:
Cousin, I can't fight the Trojans if I'm concerned for you. Guard the ship!
Movie 1:
Pitt:
Man, I see in [phrase deleted] the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. Goddamn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables: slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War, no Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war. Our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires and movie gods and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.
Movie 2:
Man:
So, what do you do?
Pitt:
I'm a vampire.
Man:
Hmm. That's something I've never heard before. You mean this literally, I take it?
Pitt:
Absolutely. I was waiting for you in that alleyway, watching you watching me. And then you began to speak.
Man:
What a lucky break for me.
Pitt:
Perhaps lucky for the both of us.
Man:
You said you were waiting for me. What were you going to do? Kill me, drink my blood, all that stuff?
Pitt:
Yes, but you needn't be concerned with that now.
Man:
You really believe this, don't you, that you're a vampire?
Pitt:
We can't begin this way. Let me turn on the light.
Man:
I thought vampires didn't like the light.
Pitt:
We love it. I only wanted to prepare you.
Movie 3:
Man:
Well, do you want to do it?
Pitt:
That depends.
Man:
On what?
Pitt:
On you buying this caravan. Not the rouge one, the rose.
Man:
It's not the same caravan.
Pitt:
It's not the same fight.
Man:
It's twice the fucking size of the last one.
Pitt:
[Name deleted], the fight is twice the size. And me ma still needs a caravan. I like to look after me ma. It's a fair deal. Take it.
Man:
[Name deleted], you're lucky we aren't worm food after your last performance. Buying a tart's mobile palace is a little fucking rich. ...I wasn't calling your mum a tart. I just meant -
Pitt:
Ah, save your breath for cooling your porridge. Now, look...
Movie 4:
Pitt:
Couldn't you find him?
Man:
The hell with him.
Pitt:
Well, I thought we were supposed to help him.
Man:
How the hell do you help that son of a bitch?
Pitt:
By taking him fishing.
Man:
He doesn't like fishing. He doesn't like Montana. And he sure as hell doesn't like me.
Pitt:
Well, maybe what he likes is somebody trying to help him.
Movie 5:
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