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Quotables #60: American Movies
For our post-4th of July celebration, we are taking a look at some American films. More specifically, each of the following quotes or snippets of dialogue are taken from films with the word "American" in their titles. Your job is to guess what movies they're from.

Man: It's like playing a tennis ball against a brick wall, which can be fun. It can be fun, but it's not a game.
Boy: Right.
Man: It's not a game.
Boy: No.
Man: What you want is a partner to return the ball.
Movie 1:
Man #1: Now, I'm really sorry to be upsetting you, but I have to warn you.
Man #2: Warn me?
Man #1: We were attacked by a werewolf.
Man #2: I'm not listening to this!
Man #1: On the moors, we were attacked by a lycanthrope, a werewolf. I was murdered, an unnatural death, and now I walk the earth in limbo until the werewolf's curse is lifted.
Man #2: Shut up!
Man #1: The wolf's bloodline must be severed; the last remaining werewolf must be destroyed. It's you, David.
Movie 2:
Woman: Your father and I were just discussing his day at work. Why don't you tell our daughter about it, honey?
Man: Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go fuck himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost $60,000. Pass the asparagus.
Woman: Your father seems to think this type of behavior is something to be proud of.
Man: And your mother seems to prefer I go through life like a fucking prisoner while she keeps my dick in a mason jar under the sink.
Woman: How dare you speak to me that way in front of her! And I marvel that you can be so contemptuous of me on the same day that you lose your job!
Man: Lose it? I didn't lose it. It's not like, "Whoops! Where'd my job go?" I quit! Someone pass me the asparagus.
Movie 3:
Woman: I don't know how you do it.
Man: It's Arthur Murray. Six lessons.
Woman: That's not what I mean. Two hundred pairs of eyes are focused on you with two questions on their minds: Who's this girl, and why is the President dancing with her?
Man: Well, first of all, the two hundred pairs of eyes aren't focused on me. They're focused on you. And the answers are [name deleted], and because she said yes.
Movie 4:
Boy #1: Hey, man, I'm sorry if I scared ya!
Boy #2: You're gonna hafta do one hell of a lot more than that to scare me!
Boy #1: Hey, I've been lookin' all over for ya, man. Didn't nobody tell ya I was lookin' for ya?
Boy #2: Man, I can't keep track of all you punks runnin' 'round here backwards.
Boy #1: Hey, you're s'posed to be the fastest thing in the Valley, man, but that can't be your car. It must be your mama's car! I'm sorta embarrassed to be this close to ya!
Boy #2: Yeah, well, I'm not surprised, drivin' a field car!
Boy #1: Field car? What's a field car?
Boy #2: A field car runs through the fields, droppin' cow shit all over the place to make the lettuce grow.
Boy #1: Ha ha! That's pretty good! Say, I like the color of your car there. What's that s'posed to be? Sort of a cross between piss yella' and puke green ain't it?
Boy #2: Well, you call that a paint job, but it's pretty ugly. I bet you got to sneak up on the pumps just to get a little air in your tires!
Boy #1: Well, at least I don't have to pull over to the side just to let a funeral go by, man.
Boy #2: Oh ho, funny!
Movie 5:

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