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Quotables #57: The Collective Cinema of George Clooney
Continuing our Collective Cinema Quotable game, we've decided to pick the movies of George Clooney. Each of the following quotes or snippets of dialogue are spoken by Clooney. Your job is to guess which movies they're from.

Woman: You're a thief and a liar.
Clooney: I only lied about being a thief. I don't do that anymore.
Woman: Steal?
Clooney: Lie.
Woman: I'm with someone who doesn't have to make that kind of distinction.
Clooney: No, he's very clear on both.
Movie 1:
Man: I can get the part from Bristol. It'll take two weeks. Here's your pomade.
Clooney: Two weeks? That don't do me no good.
Man: Nearest Ford auto man's Bristol.
Clooney: Hold on. I don't want this pomade. I want Dapper Dan.
Man: I don't carry Dapper Dan. I carry Fop.
Clooney: Well, I don't want Fop, goddamn it! I'm a Dapper Dan man!
Man: Watch your language, young feller. This is a public market. Now, if you want Dapper Dan, I can order it for you, have it in a couple of weeks.
Clooney: Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere!
Movie 2:
Man: Skip, what are we gonna do about those numbers? They suck.
Clooney: The boys are talking? About how I lost it? [Name deleted]'s lost it? Things get a little slow, they're ready to draw and quarter you. I didn't think you would go along with them.
Man: It's not that, Skip. I'm out here because I need the money.
Clooney: You know, last trip I thought you had something to offer. But you know, you're just a punk.
Man: Hey, you promised me a shitload of fish!
Clooney: You'll get a shitload of fish. I've gone out before and motored back with so much stock, little boys like you had to pack it on the pier. I always find the fish, always! And I will this time. So don't fuck with me!
Movie 3:
Clooney: What's the most important thing in life?
Man #1: Respect.
Clooney: Too dependent on other people.
Man #2: What, love?
Clooney: A little Disneyland, isn't it?
Man #3: God's will.
Clooney: Close.
Man #1: What is it then?
Clooney: Necessity.
Man #1: As in?
Clooney: As in people do what is most necessary to them at any given moment.
Movie 4:
Clooney: If anything happens to me or my family - an accident, an accusation, anything - then first your son will disappear. His body will never be found. Then your wife. Her body will never be found either. This is guaranteed. Then, whatever is the most dangerous thing you do in your life - it might be flying in a small plane, it might be walking to the bank - you will be killed. Do you understand what I'm saying? I want you to acknowledge that you do understand so that we're clear and there won't be any mistakes.
Movie 5:

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